I remember I was a young boy on some Qld tropical island during part of the VietNam war, and an Ansett (from memory) flying boat came there for a couple of days with some Americans on R&R.Crew took me out to the flying boat, they needed to put oil somewhere or the other. Walking on the wings...

Ah, inflight wifi. All but a dream on QF international.And sparse on domestic as well.

Full of noisy Seppos, no doubt?

Looks like I qualify, but maybe not if double staus points are removed.

Having flown United when nothing else available, my only comment is that one needs to be pretty despetrate to choose them.