John, with all due respect, I absolutely do not buy your argument that you ought to pay for it. When you visit a hotel or airport lounge, it is nowadays reasonable to expect that you will be furnished with a complimentary and suitable internet connection. This is not always met, but it'...

Luckily testing out the new WiFi should be a relatively straightforward matter for you.

A shoddily constructed Brazilian plane? No thank you, sir.

Well, a Boeing 717 is not really a Boeing 717, either, is it?

Do you have any evidence for your claim?