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JA

Qantas - Qantas Frequent Flyer

Member since 07 Jul 2013

Total posts 58

Forgot to shazam a song I heard while boarding a qantas a380 flight in December last year. Does anyone know if Qantas still release their playlist etc and where I can find it? I know they used to upload their boarding music playlists on spotify but it looks like they've stopped doing that.

ForeverSilver

Member since 06 Jul 2018

Total posts 15

No idea, but if they could update the pre-flight safety demonstration I would be forever grateful. That guy getting coffee in London is the worst!!

"Heeey Bec"
"Hey fellas! Two flat whites?
"Double shots mate"
"Big night last night?"
*Pretentious fake laugh*

And what typical Australian always gets in the front seat of cab?

I realise I haven't been helpful, sorry. London coffee guy just really gets to me.

JA

Qantas - Qantas Frequent Flyer

Member since 07 Jul 2013

Total posts 58

No idea, but if they could update the pre-flight safety demonstration I would be forever grateful. That guy getting coffee in London is the worst!!

"Heeey Bec"
"Hey fellas! Two flat whites?
"Double shots mate"
"Big night last night?"
*Pretentious fake laugh*

And what typical Australian always gets in the front seat of cab?

I realise I haven't been helpful, sorry. London coffee guy just really gets to me.

Yeah I completely agree...Qantas' 2017 one was much better imo

Mjudd

Qantas - Qantas Frequent Flyer

Member since 14 Dec 2016

Total posts 57

Talking about safety videos, when is VA going to change theirs!?

Just when to are trying to settle down and relax, the last thing you want to hear is a roaring v8, the screeching of tyres, and people yelling.

It also goes for about 5 minutes too long.

tomJ

Member since 02 Nov 2017

Total posts 15

Talking about safety videos, when is VA going to change theirs!?

Just when to are trying to settle down and relax, the last thing you want to hear is a roaring v8, the screeching of tyres, and people yelling.

It also goes for about 5 minutes too long.


Can't be worse than BA's comedy relief. It's paced so slowly, and just keeps going. And going. And going. It's 6:30 in length.

As for the boarding music, there's a thread on AFF where someone recorded it using their laptop. Worth looking on there in the QF section.

syd_dan

Qantas - Qantas Frequent Flyer

Member since 13 May 2016

Total posts 23

Totally agree - London coffee guy is awful. The whole video is cringeworthy and annoying.

What is with the whole bizarre interpretive-dance style video anyway? Aren't the people demonstrating the actions required in an emergency so everyone - even those who don't speak english know what to do??? How does a guy putting a tub of oysters under a bench on a fishing boat convey that bags need to be placed under the seat in front of you...? (or is the oysters under the bench the previous video) *sigh*

Please change the video, Qantas.

adethyasjce

Qantas - Qantas Frequent Flyer

Member since 03 Jul 2018

Total posts 66

No idea, but if they could update the pre-flight safety demonstration I would be forever grateful. That guy getting coffee in London is the worst!!

"Heeey Bec"
"Hey fellas! Two flat whites?
"Double shots mate"
"Big night last night?"
*Pretentious fake laugh*

And what typical Australian always gets in the front seat of cab?

I realise I haven't been helpful, sorry. London coffee guy just really gets to me.

LOL :D Well said, mate. I've read this over and over again this morning and doesn't get old :D

watson374

Qantas - Qantas Frequent Flyer

Member since 17 Aug 2012

Total posts 1,290

No idea, but if they could update the pre-flight safety demonstration I would be forever grateful. That guy getting coffee in London is the worst!!

"Heeey Bec"
"Hey fellas! Two flat whites?
"Double shots mate"
"Big night last night?"
*Pretentious fake laugh*

And what typical Australian always gets in the front seat of cab?

I realise I haven't been helpful, sorry. London coffee guy just really gets to me.

I can confirm that nothing, not even priority boarding or inflight dining, triggers today's regular Qantas flyer quite like this particular part of the 2018 safety video. I need only utter the two words, "Heeeyyyy Beeccc," to get a violent reaction.

I literally require it to be a parody of the previous ones.

jrfsp

Qantas - Qantas Frequent Flyer

Member since 04 Mar 2014

Total posts 70

haha i still think the cricket one was even more cringe

peterpeerapat

Qantas - Qantas Frequent Flyer

Member since 08 Mar 2017

Total posts 1

No idea, but if they could update the pre-flight safety demonstration I would be forever grateful. That guy getting coffee in London is the worst!!

"Heeey Bec"
"Hey fellas! Two flat whites?
"Double shots mate"
"Big night last night?"
*Pretentious fake laugh*

And what typical Australian always gets in the front seat of cab?

I realise I haven't been helpful, sorry. London coffee guy just really gets to me.

"Your aircraft has great coffee too..."

CBRQF

Qantas - Qantas Frequent Flyer

Member since 28 Jul 2011

Total posts 42

No idea, but if they could update the pre-flight safety demonstration I would be forever grateful. That guy getting coffee in London is the worst!!

"Heeey Bec"
"Hey fellas! Two flat whites?
"Double shots mate"
"Big night last night?"
*Pretentious fake laugh*

And what typical Australian always gets in the front seat of cab?

I realise I haven't been helpful, sorry. London coffee guy just really gets to me.

"Your aircraft has great coffee too..."


I laugh every time I hear that line!

PCHammond

Qantas - Qantas Frequent Flyer

Member since 24 Aug 2017

Total posts 21

This is why I don't bother streaming/using the Qantas provided entertainment and use my own tablet loaded with Netflix. So I can skip the stupid safety video.

I've still seen the video enough times to physically cringe when I hear the "Heeey Bec" and I can hear the Qantas music in the background when I simply read it...

watson374

Qantas - Qantas Frequent Flyer

Member since 17 Aug 2012

Total posts 1,290

This is why I don't bother streaming/using the Qantas provided entertainment and use my own tablet loaded with Netflix. So I can skip the stupid safety video.

I've still seen the video enough times to physically cringe when I hear the "Heeey Bec" and I can hear the Qantas music in the background when I simply read it...

"I wouldn't if I were you..."

Libertyscott

Qantas - Qantas Frequent Flyer

Member since 19 Aug 2011

Total posts 18

Just nobody replicate the now dead Air NZ rap safety video - that reached new depths of awful and cringe.

DrSK

Virgin Australia - Velocity Rewards

Member since 08 Jul 2014

Total posts 28

Agreed - such a painful start to each flight - but at least AirNZ had the good sense to pull it early. Would be nice if Qantas extended us the same courtesy . . .

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